// manifesto
memecoins became
too hard.
We did this because we got tired. Not of the coins — of the reading. Somewhere between the first dog and now, a memecoin stopped being a joke you could buy in ten seconds and became a small company you had to diligence. The picture did not change. The paperwork did.
// the way back
this is back to tradition.
A picture, a name, a ticker. One chain, one pool, one trade. Buyable the second it exists — no presale, no team allocation, no tax wallet, no unlock schedule, no whitepaper you need before you are allowed to laugh.
That was the product in 2021. We did not reinvent it. We stopped apologising for it and deleted the parts that made it a chore.
// three promises
what we actually changed.
Three things. All of them on-chain. None of them on a roadmap.
fees to dev
75% of the fee on every trade of your coin goes to the wallet that launched it. Not to a team wallet, not to a multisig that votes on it later — to the deployer, written into the curve itself. Nobody can re-route it, including us. The person who made the joke gets paid by the joke.
a guaranteed airdrop
The other 25% sits in the treasury and does not move until the main coin crosses $1M market cap. When it does, the treasury pays out to the wallets that actually traded fun.pump coins — split, on-chain, signed. Not "to be announced", not a snapshot for insiders. A rule with a trigger.
thicker liquidity
A coin that runs graduates at about $40k market cap and moves onto Meteora's main pools. Deeper book, real market makers, a chart that does not die on a thin curve with one seller in it.
No multi-chain maze. No tax thesis. No “this is like equity but also like a game”. If a coin needs a whitepaper to be funny, it is not a meme — it is a small company that is afraid to admit it.
The market does not need more complexity. It has all the complexity it can stand. It needs more personality, and people who get paid for having it.